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Monday, February 8, 2010

Seattle-Snews has moved!

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Sunday - Jan. 24

Taco Del Mar-red

Seattle based restaurant Taco Del Mar has filed for bankruptcy protection. According to the Federal Court filing, the chain may owe creditors up to $10 million. Investors are saying that the fish tacos are not the only thing that stinks.

Friday - Jan. 22

Breaking SNews! Coyote Alert!

A Coyote has just been killed in Magnolia according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. In related news, Acme Corp. stock took a substantial hit on Wall Street in late Friday afternoon trading.

Friday - Jan. 22

“Warrants” Are Not a New Brand of Microwaveable Burrito

The Washington State Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that medical marijuana users are not precluded from having their homes searched by police. In statement to the press, attorneys for the users said: “that’s f***-uped, man. C’mon, dude. I’m going to play some ‘Guitar Hero.’”

Thursday - Jan. 21

Record Breaking Month in Seattle

Seattle is on pace to have the warmest January ever. Local Meteorologists are forced to admit they have no idea how the weather works or how to predict it. All they can say is, “El Nino…?”.

Wednesday - Jan. 20

Bothell Woman Turns 108 Today

Catherine Reed will celebrate her 108th birthday today, quite possible making her the oldest woman in the state. Her birthday plans include dinner at KFC, dancing, body shots (of medicine), and skinny dipping in the retirement home pool.

Tuesday - Jan. 19

Felix Hernandez Signs Extention with Mariners

In a contract believed to be worth $78 Million over five years, the Mariners appear to have locked up their right handed Ace. Upon hearing the news of the long-term contract, Hernandez immediately developed a serious drinking problem while both of his ACLs proceeded to spontaneously combust.

Monday - Jan. 18

I-405 Commuters Can’t Stay in Their Lanes

Due to the recent widening of the I-405 freeway, local commuters are complaining about the messy lane lines and have reported that it is difficult to stay in the right lane. Commuters call for the immediate clean up or the lane lines, so they can go back to being terrible drivers in their own lanes.

Monday, February 8, 2010

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Sunday - Jan. 24

Taco Del Mar-red

Friday - Jan. 22

Breaking SNews! Coyote Alert!

Friday - Jan. 22

“Warrants” Are Not a New Brand of Microwaveable Burrito

Thursday - Jan. 21

Record Breaking Month in Seattle

Wednesday - Jan. 20

Bothell Woman Turns 108 Today

Tuesday - Jan. 19

Felix Hernandez Signs Extention with Mariners

Monday - Jan. 18

I-405 Commuters Can’t Stay in Their Lanes

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Sunday - Jan. 24

Taco Del Mar-red

Friday - Jan. 22

Breaking SNews! Coyote Alert!

Friday - Jan. 22

“Warrants” Are Not a New Brand of Microwaveable Burrito

Thursday - Jan. 21

Record Breaking Month in Seattle

Wednesday - Jan. 20

Bothell Woman Turns 108 Today

Tuesday - Jan. 19

Felix Hernandez Signs Extention with Mariners

Monday - Jan. 18

I-405 Commuters Can’t Stay in Their Lanes

Blog Archive

We're With Coco

Blogs We Support

Contributors

Followers

All article/post quotes on this web page are completely fabricated and in no way true. We do not claim that any person quoted on this web page has ever said anything we have written.